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Aug 31, 2007 05:55 # 44890

null tells about...

Ten years ago today...

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...Lady Di, the Queen of Hearts, lost her life in a horrible accident. Today the world shall cherish her memory and mourn her untimely death once again. She and her deeds will forever remain in our hearts and minds.

...Now playing Candle in the Wind...


(Oh by the way, Mother Theresa died too. Who was that again?)

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Aug 31, 2007 07:02 # 44891

Orchid *** throws in her two cents...

Re: Ten years ago today...

There was an interesting story in the radio. People were ask if they remember what they were doing the day Diana died. I do remember it as if it was yesterday. Do you?

"Sie wollen nichts anderes. Sie wollen kämpfen! Sie sind Soldaten! Fucking Wahnsinnige!" - Noel G.

Aug 31, 2007 08:55 # 44892

null throws in his two cents...

Re: Ten years ago today...

I do remember it as if it was yesterday. Do you?

I think I was busy spreading the first Lady Di jokes. For example: What's the difference between Lady Di and a fly?

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Aug 31, 2007 10:34 # 44893

andromacha *** replies...

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What's the difference between Lady Di and a fly?

Oh please, tell me! I am anxious to know the difference!! :P

Italy no longer accepts illegal immigrants. Mr. B sink their boats!!!!!!!

Aug 31, 2007 12:53 # 44894

null replies...

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Oh please, tell me! I am anxious to know the difference!

You honestly don't know this joke? Well, the answer is of course:

*tadaa*

The fly smashes into the window from the outside.



I hear you groaning, does that mean you want another one? Okay:

Have you heard, Lady Di was on the radio!
(And Dodi was all over the dashboard)

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Sep 17, 2007 02:47 # 44934

Salvial_Ten *** replies...

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Ha, ha.

--Jami Yeah, that's gonna sting in the morning.

Sep 24, 2007 15:55 # 44952

Magnifico *** replies...

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Not to come in entirely too late on this, but did you know that Lady Di had dandruff?

They found her Head'n'Shoulders under the driver's seat. (dunno how well that'll transfer to other countries' respective cultures, but it's always been a humdinger over here in the states).

I'll believe in anything if you'll just believe in anything

Sep 24, 2007 16:46 # 44958

null laughs about...

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dunno how well that'll transfer to other countries' respective cultures

Hahaha, I think it translates rather well :-D

When life hands you a lemon, that's 40% of your RDA of vitamin C taken care of.

Oct 13, 2007 04:47 # 45093

zen *** replies...

Re: Ten years ago today...

I was consoling my grandmother on her loss....
she was a big huge follower of royalty, and movie stars...

Once Fred Neitszche declared God is Dead, f*ck became the most important word in the English languag


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